2. If you don't like me incessantly talking about myself, or my family and friends - you don't have to read it.
3. If my opinions anger or bore you, that's cool. I'm not necessarily one to ruffle feathers, though. I'm no activist. Nor am I purposefully provocative.
4. I am an extremely boring person with a very average American life. Tough. Shit.
5. Comments are welcome. If you're going to be a douchebag I'll leave the comment, but I'm probably going to ignore it. Of course if I'm PMSing, I may respond. Then it'll turn into a 250 comment thread until one of us tires of it, or something else captures our attention.
6. I'm not a supporter of PETA or the NRA. I absolutely hate people who claim to be intelligent, but type and/or speak like they've never progressed beyond a 4th grade education and live in Podunk. Wherever that is. I love bacon, and I really don't give a shit where it comes from. I don't wear fur or real leather. Mostly because it's ugly, partially because I can find better things to spend my hard earned money on, and realistically - because I've watched the videos of mink farms and it made me cry for days. Still - I'm not a fan of PETA.
7. I have a very short attention span. So an entry may begin about one topic, but end on an entirely different topic (usually completely unrelated to the original thought). I've gotten over it, I'm sure you can too. I also tend to over-punctuate, mostly the comma.
All of that said...let the blogging commence. This will be an exercise in self-discovery, self-loathing, and snarking on fat chicks in tiny tank tops.
Yes I'm a hater. Deal.
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